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Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It’s what all fast-food chicken is made from—things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve—bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There’s more: because it’s crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

oh my god

bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

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im crying

OMFG THIS POST FINALLY MADE IT TO MY DASHBOARD IM CRYING

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine"

10,000 years from now on the dawn of a new civilization where we are all just brains in jars flying spaceships through the vast unknowable void, i will still be laughing my ass off at “bitch that’s the tubby custard machine”. this i vow.

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(Shout out to dangruchy for making these sweet ass graphics.)
Good hello, everyone! Apparently four thousand of you decided that I am cool enough to follow. Since I think all of you are hella cool as well, I would like to give you something in return.
First prize: One (1) shirt of your choice from the Rooster Teeth store.
Second prize: One (1) poster of your choice from the Rooster Teeth store.
Third prize: One (1) set of buttons OR set of slap bands of your choice from the Rooster Teeth store.
RULES
1. You must be following me on this blog. This is a follower giveaway, after all! 
2. No giveaway side blogs will be accepted. 
3. Everyone gets one (1) reblog and one (1) like for an entry. Save your spamming for another day.
That’s just about it! Since RT ships internationally, this is open to everyone. I just want to thank everyone again for their support. 
MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOUR.

I forgot to add that this giveaway ends one month from today on August 25th. This may be adjusted if I deem it necessary.

ONE MORE DAWN, ONE MORE DAY, ONE DAY MORE.
Get your reblogs/likes in, folks.
videogameboyfriends:

videogameboyfriends:

videogameboyfriends:

(Shout out to dangruchy for making these sweet ass graphics.)
Good hello, everyone! Apparently four thousand of you decided that I am cool enough to follow. Since I think all of you are hella cool as well, I would like to give you something in return.
First prize: One (1) shirt of your choice from the Rooster Teeth store.
Second prize: One (1) poster of your choice from the Rooster Teeth store.
Third prize: One (1) set of buttons OR set of slap bands of your choice from the Rooster Teeth store.
RULES
1. You must be following me on this blog. This is a follower giveaway, after all! 
2. No giveaway side blogs will be accepted. 
3. Everyone gets one (1) reblog and one (1) like for an entry. Save your spamming for another day.
That’s just about it! Since RT ships internationally, this is open to everyone. I just want to thank everyone again for their support. 
MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOUR.

I forgot to add that this giveaway ends one month from today on August 25th. This may be adjusted if I deem it necessary.

ONE MORE DAWN, ONE MORE DAY, ONE DAY MORE.
Get your reblogs/likes in, folks.

videogameboyfriends:

videogameboyfriends:

videogameboyfriends:

(Shout out to dangruchy for making these sweet ass graphics.)

Good hello, everyone! Apparently four thousand of you decided that I am cool enough to follow. Since I think all of you are hella cool as well, I would like to give you something in return.

First prize: One (1) shirt of your choice from the Rooster Teeth store.

Second prize: One (1) poster of your choice from the Rooster Teeth store.

Third prize: One (1) set of buttons OR set of slap bands of your choice from the Rooster Teeth store.

RULES

1. You must be following me on this blog. This is a follower giveaway, after all! 

2. No giveaway side blogs will be accepted. 

3. Everyone gets one (1) reblog and one (1) like for an entry. Save your spamming for another day.

That’s just about it! Since RT ships internationally, this is open to everyone. I just want to thank everyone again for their support. 

MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOUR.

I forgot to add that this giveaway ends one month from today on August 25th. This may be adjusted if I deem it necessary.

ONE MORE DAWN, ONE MORE DAY, ONE DAY MORE.

Get your reblogs/likes in, folks.

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